Sienna Miller is a slut-bag whore, (Just ask P. Diddly) and we love her even more for it. No one has blamed Sienna Miller directly for causing Sean Penn and Robin Wright to get a divorce, but her caterwauling certainlky hasn’t helped. Rush and Molloy report:

A source recalls a party in a suite at a New York Hotel where they both were staying.

“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

One Penn friend maintains there was never anything romantic between them. “Sienna is like that with everyone,” says the friend. “She’s very physical. She drapes herself over people she likes. She doesn’t mean a lot by it.”

That’s one way to get a part in a Sean Penn movie. . .

 

Victoria Beckham is still raving about David Beckham’s stuffed underwear ad. This is what the Mensa groupie had to say:

“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”

Please don’t . . .

“I was using the industry. I used the fashion industry, the whole business, for money, for chicks, for a lifestyle. But I never let them use me. And now they think I’m still desperate for a job, for work. Like I’ll do anything. I don’t care if I’m never on TV again.”

“According to Fabio,” says Details, “Clooney called [Fabio’s female] dinner companions — who’d won the date at a charity auction benefiting the California Highway Patrol — names.” What names? “Bitches [and] even badder words,” says Fabio, who continues:

This guy, he ate more than he could chew. He laid a hand on me, so it would have been self-defense if I had beaten him down. I could have fucked him up. Oh my god, I could have beaten the shit out of him. I was so pissed off. So I go over and I’m like, ‘Listen, I will fuck you up.’ Right then, I could have knocked him over and beat him. I could have punched him in the face while he was on his back. That’s how you really hurt someone — their face can’t amortize the punch so it takes, it takes the whole impact. I am still so pissed at him. To insult women like that. He is a dog whose noise is worse than his bite.

I would pay $49.99 Pay Per View for that!

Here is a great shot of Javier Bardem in Brazil with Penelope Cruz. Not sure what happened to Penelope because she’s looking a little soft. Javier is a great talent so we’ll give him a pass for swimming in his clothes and having a pony-tail!

 

There are two rules in showbiz: Never make a flick with animals or babies. Oh, and one more I just thought of. Never paint Hitler in a positive light. That’s a good rule too. No one told Will “Pre-War Germany Historian” Smith  though.

Will Smith had an interview with a Scottish newspaper where he spoke about Hitler. At that time he should have got up and confessed that he was an idiot, much like I did to my boss a few years ago when I asked a paunchy transvestite visit the place of business “when is the baby due?” Will said that Hitler “didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ … I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

 

I’m still not sure what the fresh prince was saying but I’m not gonna touch it with a ten foot pole.

The Jewish Defense League is just a little ticked off. They issued this statement to TMZ : “Will’s words spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought (and sometimes died) to save the world from the intentions of Adolf Hitler.”

Will’s rep later issued this statement to TMZ: “It is an awful and disgusting lie. It speaks to the dangerous power of an ignorant person with a pen. I am incensed and infuriated to have to respond to such ludicrous misinterpretation.”

Mmmmm . . . What was really said? Stay tuned for more ~

The Spice Girls tour has lost what little spice it ever had. Their first performance in London last Saturday was sold out, but their Sunday show was less than full, and tickets were still available as they started their opening number Monday night. Some ticket vendors were selling seats at the last minute at a one-third discount. Yikes! The group will play MSG Feb. 18, with the best seats going for $149.50. Don’t be surprised to see tickets available at 99 Cent Store!

Miley Cyrus was a bad girl and went out and bought a crocodile Prada bag (she obviously has not taste) The bag goes for about $11,350. Prada is just a bag, that’s it. Coach is a lifestlye, Louis Vuitton is a way of life. But what do you expect when your dad has a mullet. They are sooooo new money. . . . When her parental units Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus found out they cut up her plastic so she can’t keep charging. Good for them! They sure do teach them right from wrong down in the Ozarks!

Melissa Joan Hart is the latest female celebrity to pose without clothes while pregnant. Now, I can understand wanting to take pictures of yourself while pregnant. No problem from me with that. But why on Earth would you want to release it to all the pervs on the internet? Man, are all celebrities so addicted to fame that they have to constantly keep chasing their fifteen minutes of fame anyway they can? Keep something sacred will ya?

 

The 22-year-old star, who played a soccer-loving teenager in “Bend it Like Beckham” and a swashbuckling gentlewoman in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies, enters a world of adult sacrifice and betrayal in “Atonement.” 22? When I was 22 I was sitting stoned on the couch eating cheetoes . . .All day . . .Everyday . . . For about 3 years.  Keira Knightley has done more in the last five years than I’ve done with my whole life! With power comes great responsibility . . .To those who are give much . . .For those about to rock . . .Wonder twin powers . . .Whatever! What I’m trying to say is my mother never loved me that’s why I’m a slacker blogger!

 

Speedmonkey.net entertainment reporter Billy Hollywood is reporting that Diddy and his long-time  girlfriend Kim Porter (at least when Sienna Miller isn’t in town) have broken up. Kim is currently filming in Louisiana and then moving to L.A. withoutDiddy to pursue her acting career.

Diddy denies the rumors, but that might be just to save face. Considering he’s been said to be having more than one affair behind the back of the mother of three of his kids, I’d assume he’d want to be the one doing the dumping if there is dumping to be done. Maybe she dumped him because of the sweat stains under his arms!

Last week Spencer walked out on Heidi and this week is the show’s season finale. Whatever will I do? Okay, now that I got that out of the way and look like I care, can we talk about Heidi’s boobs? Those are so frickin distracting I can’t possibly discuss what a lame ass her boyfriend is . . . It’s a matter of weeks before she wakes up and some rich good lookin’ cool guy steals her away from that cheezeball and shows her how a real man brings the heat!

Stay tuned for Heidi and Spence breakup alerts!

Brad Pitt and George Clooney have made fun of Larry Craig at the American Cinematheque’s tribute to Julia Roberts which aired last night on AMC. I always thought their was something a little off about these two . . .

The British Britney Spears had a hairdresser, make-up artist, stylist and at her London home early this morning to glam her up to visit Blake Shithead in jail. This is how she looked before:

And after . . . . Aahhh, the miracle of makeup.

John Travolta and Jodie Foster came out to celebrate the Hollywood Reporter’s Power 100 in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. Jodie received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at the breakfast ceremony, which honors the top women in entertainment. Queen Latifah, who is rumored to have just got engaged to her girlfriend, also came out to support Jodie.

 

Speedmonkey.net entertainment reporter Billy Hollywood has confirmed that Britney Spears is considering suing In Touch for saying she is pregnant, and even using the pregnancy story on their cover. In Touch in response released the text messages between them and J.R. Rotem. Now Rotem denies he ever said anything. In Touch reports:

Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney’s pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted “It’s true.” And when questioned about Britney’s intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, “No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable.”

No word yet what current boy toy Mike Marchand has to say. When asked whether the baby could be his, Mirabelle Mike had this to say: “No comment”. We think the renaissance waiter-cum-actor is playing this for all he’s worth. Get on that gravy train while you can! Everyone else has!